A Guide to Selecting Your Favorite Players

1. Are they too cool to try/care? If so, then I don'tchampionships. Brady demands perfection of himself
bother. This is like girls that smoke (when I wasand his teammates.
single, of course). Regardless of how attractive/rich(*It was hard for me to go with Brady here. Brady
beautiful she was, smoking was not negotiable.went soft in 2009 - letting Moss pout all over the
Likewise, acting too cool to try/care is not negotiable.field while Welker killed himself week in and week
DeSean Jackson is flirting with joining Randy Moss,out. He's also never been the same since his knee
Terrell Owens, Jose Reyes, Manny Ramirez, Amareinjury. I was prepared to switch my allegiance to
Stoudemire, and Richard Jefferson in the "too fly toManning but again, he Bill Bucknered the Super Bowl.)
try" crew. Trying/caring only in big games or whenHockey
the score is close doesn't count either. It's all orAlex Ovechkin is everything I hoped Eric Lindros
nothing. I want guys diving after loose balls, sacrificingwould become. What Lindros often lacked (heart,
their bodies, and giving 110% despite the scoreboard.grit); Ovechkin brings on a nightly basis. He also leads
(Notice I couldn't come up with any hockey players?the NHL in points and goals. Ovechkin is an offensive
Effort is what hockey is all aboot, err about.)force. Even better, he ranks first in plus/minus. Not
2. Is there enough talent? While I don't need Michaelonly is he producing during his time on the ice, but
Jordans, I do need to win games. A fourth stringhe's keeping his opponents off the board as well.
cornerback can work his tail off on special teams, butWhen you're getting that kind of production from
if he can't shut down the opposition's top receiver hisone of the league's premier players on both ends of
effort is irrelevant. Effort is enough for his mom tothe ice, you must be thrilled as a coach.
love him. Not enough to be my favorite player.Qualification number one (too fly to try) doesn't really
3. Would I want to be his teammate? All personalapply to hockey players. When nine other skaters
preferences on this one. I can't pledge my allegianceare flying around you at warp speed, it's hard to be
to a whiner (oops, sorry, didn't see you there Cindylazy without getting benched. However, anyone
Crosby). Nor will I root for a "love me some me"who's watched Ovechkin knows his energy level and
egomaniac to succeed (how are you today, Terrellintensity is unmatched. He hits, defends, fights, and
Owens). Finally, it would be impossible for me todoes whatever else is required to win. From
support someone whose teammates can't stand himeverything I've read, his teammates love him too,
(here's to you, Wilt, Barry Bonds, yester year's Kobe,and opposing fans despise him (always means you're
and yet again, TO).doing well).
4. Does he have "IT"? "IT" can't be taught orTwo concerns with Ovechkin. First, he's young now,
acquired. You either have it or you don't. Tom Bradyonly 24, but will his body hold up for an extended
has it, Donovan McNabb does not. "It" is thatcareer with his reckless style of play? I sure hope so.
uncanny ability to rise to the occasion. To overcomeEverything I love about Alexander the Great is what
obstacles. To hoist a team on your shoulders andI despise about Sidney Crosby. Cindy is always
carry them to victory, or more importantly,whining about something or antagonizing an opponent
championships. Derek Jeter, Martin Brodeur (shakingbefore scurrying back to his bench. Maybe my
my head), Kobe Bryant, Ben Roethlisberger (I justperception of Crosby is because I'm a Flyers fan.
threw up a little) and Dwyane Wade have this.Maybe not. Either way, Sid the Kid is a fantastic
5. For who? For what? Seriously, Ricky Wattershockey player. He's also a gigantic pansy.
would like to know. I'll defer to Aaron Rowand forMy second concern is Ovechkin's response to the
this one. Take it away, Aaron. "For who? Mypressure of matching the successes of Crosby.
teammates. For what? To win." Well said.Crosby now has a Stanley Cup and an Olympic Gold
That's the current criteria. "For who? For what?" wasMedal. Crosby defeated Ovechkin in both
the latest addition - added in 2007. The list is alwaystournaments en route to his titles. Will their rivalry
changing, so I'll update it as necessary. Remember,push them both to greatness a la Bird and Magic, or
ask not what you can do for your favorite athlete,will Crosby's early success do irreparable damage to
ask what your favorite athlete must do for you.Ovechkin's confidence a la the Jordan - Drexler
Now onto my favorite players...battles in the early '90s? If Ovechkin and the Capitals
As you will soon learn, Philadelphia athletes werefail to advance further than the Penguins or worse,
excluded from this list because they're obviously (forlose to them again, will Ovechkin succumb to the
better or worse) my favorite athletes. Very few ofpressure? While he's yet to carry his team deep into
them meet the criteria anyway (at least right now).the playoffs or anywhere near a championship, I
Therefore, with the exception of Willie Green,believe Ovechkin has the intangible "IT." Time will tell.
they've been left out. Just Kidding... Wait, that'sLike or not, the NHL rests on the shoulders of
confusing. Just kidding about Willie Green beingOvechkin and Crosby. They are the league's most
included. Not kidding - Philly athletes were left out.marketable stars and are the most attractive playoff
Baseballmatchup the NHL has had in years. That, in addition
Derek Jeter fulfills all the necessary requirements.to matching Crosby's early success, is a lot of
However, I can't pick a Yankee, even if he is, "Thepressure for any 24 year old. Let's hope he can
Captain." Therefore, Albert Pujols is currently myhandle it.
player of choice. Like Jeter, Pujols rates extremelyBasketball
high in all categories on my checklist. Obviously, JeterContrary to most NBA superstars, its Duncan's skills
has more championships, but Pujols just turned 30, soand intelligence that set him apart from his peers, not
there's plenty of time for him to claim a couple more.his athletic ability. In fact, Duncan's athleticism has all
Some may argue his "IT" level isn't up to par withbut abandoned him now. He labors up and down the
other baseball superstars. I think Brad Lidge wouldcourt like my friend Brad after four hours of ball,
vehemently disagree.dragging his knees behind him. Yet, he can STILL put
Here's what I love about Pujols: He can hit for powerup a 20 and 10 whenever he pleases. That's right,
AND average. I get frustrated that Ryan Howard haswhenever he pleases.
only managed to do this once (his MVP season ofWith Duncan, you won't see gaudy numbers every
2006). I know Howard's power numbers arenight because he won't force it, especially if his team
ridiculous, but I can't excuse his averages over thedoesn't need him to. The stats don't matter. His
past three seasons (ok, his.279 in '09 is acceptable).playing time doesn't matter. Winning matters. Take
Pujols' power numbers rival Howard's and he hits atthe night of February 18, 2010 for example. Duncan
an average nearly 50-100 points higher. All whileand the Spurs starters were getting ripped by the
batting in a lineup significantly less potent than theHouston Rockets. Spurs coach Gregg Popovich went
Phillies' stable of mashers. Again, I understandto his bench in the second half. San Antonio's bench
Howard's power numbers are fantastic, but namecut into the deficit and kept the team close, cutting
two other players in the Cardinals' batting order. Youthe lead to 3 with less than ten seconds to go.
can't, and Pujols still rakes in the RBI.Following the game, Duncan was asked about his
It gets better... Pujols doesn't strike out. It wouldplaying time and the extensive playing time given to
take over three full seasons for Pujols to strike outthe bench. Duncan's response?
as many times as Howard does in one, yes one,"Our second unit did a good job getting us back into
season. Need further statistical evidence of histhe game. The guys out on the court were the guys
greatness? Pujols ranked in the top five in on basemaking the run. You don't penalize them and take
percentage (OBP) every year from 2003-2009them out when the score gets close."
except one (8th in 2004), and was in the top fiveYou see, Duncan understands winning. He knows it's
every year during that span in slugging percentagenot about him or his touches. Winning is about a
(SLG) and OPS (OBP and SLG combined). He's ancohesive unit where no player is more important than
offensive machine that often gets overlooked forthe next. This is why Popovich rips into Duncan at
postseason awards because he's unbelievablypractice like he's a rookie from the D-League. Duncan
consistent. To top it all off, Pujols is an amazing talenthas no ego. He sets a precedent for his teammates -
at first base who baseball junkies say loses out onNo one is above the team and everyone is subject
gold gloves because he lunges for, and sometimesto tough love from the coach. It's no coincidence the
boots balls that other first basement can't make aSpurs have been one of the NBA's elite teams over
play on. Do I wish he could steal 50 bases? Sure.the past decade.
Other than that, there's not much else to ask for.Watch Duncan play and you'll appreciate him more
Footballand more. He's a master of his craft. Annually, my
What makes the NFL great is that a single playerbrother and I see the Spurs when they visit
can't carry a team to a championship. A quarterbackPhiladelphia. I spend most of my time watching
can't run an offense if he's under heavy pressure.Duncan's every move and cursing the Sixers in-house
Wide Receivers can be double covered. Eight men inannouncer, Matt Cord. (Seriously, Matt, shut up.)
the box will slow down a stellar running backDuncan boxes out with precision and his offensive
(LaDanian Tomlinson's playoff career). An offense canmoves are effective, even though mundane. He
easily avoid a defensive superstar if the unitworked Samuel Dalembert over so many times that
surrounding him is average (Darrelle Revis vs. Colts inpoor Sammy got himself a technical for screaming at
AFC Championship). In football, it's hard for a singlethe referee. Dalembert then went over to Duncan to
player to even influence every game unless it's thesay a few things. Duncan's face didn't change. On the
quarterback. With that said, Tom Brady is myvery next play, he raised his right hand toward his
favorite NFL player that satisfies all five requirements.point guard, received the ball, and drew another foul
I don't always root for him or his team, but I loveon Dalembert. Sammy went off, got ejected, and
everything about how he approaches the game.Duncan stood there in silence with a blank stare. Just
His championships speak for themselves as do hisanother day at the office.
multiple Super Bowl MVP awards. Brady's clutch. If IDuncan has the accolades and titles to further prove
had to select any quarterback for a 4th quarter drivewhat a great player he is. He teammates love and
to tie or win a game, I'm picking Brady. No questionrespect him as evidenced in the way he puts his
about it. You may argue for Ben Roethlisberger but Imassive hands on their heads to congratulate or
can't put the game in his hands over Brady. (In fact, Iencourage them. They don't shy away either, they
wouldn't put anything near Roethlisberger's hands.embrace it. He's the alpha wolf looking after his pack.
He's apparently too touchy-feely.) Peyton ManningDuncan's time in the NBA is winding down. I'm hoping
was elevated to "clutch driver" status for two weekshe gives us another long playoff run before he hangs
following his dismantling of the Jets. Unfortunately, histhe shoes up for good. Regardless, the best power
horrendous 4th quarter in last month's Super Bowlforward the NBA's ever seen will be a tough act to
got him demoted. Now he's beating Roethlisbergerreplace on my favorite players list. After falling to the
away with a pylon down on tier two. I digress.Spurs 90-87, in a game where Duncan struggled
Despite his ability to rise to the occasion, it's Brady'soffensively but still grabbed 26 rebounds, Pacers
demeanor and style that I enjoy most. Only he andguard, TJ Ford summed up Duncan in one sentence,
Manning will get into a receivers face over a dropped"I don't know too many guys in this league that can
pass or blown route. I love this. Accountability amonggo 4-for-23 and still help his team win." Neither do I
teammates is the most important foundation forTJ. Neither do I.